cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
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if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
who
case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
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my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
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this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned
i feel so fucking stupid oh my god
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donate to the I WANT TO FLY TO AUSTRALIA TO MEET THE BRISBANE BLOGGERS fund
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